Funny

Sadly, I realized that in general I am not funny. I so want to be. However, I am only accidentally funny. This ultimately was brought to my attention my sophomore year of college. A group of us were hanging out, and honestly, I don't even recall the conversation, but I blurted out "party til she looks drunk" Wherein suddenly the room got very quiet as everyone processed my blunder and then laughed uproariously at me. A couple weeks ago, my sister and I were in Walmart and I was showing her these "new" (finger)nail stickers. There are 16 in a pack. I exclaimed "can you believe this?! They only give you 16 and you have 20 fingers!" Mind you...I'd had this thought 2 days earlier when I saw them by myself. And in that 2 days, I didn't rationalize that out. My sister meanwhile looked at me quizzically and said "how many fingers do you have?" and then laughed hysterically at me. *sigh* Well, at least I've got some amount of funny in me. I guess that counts for something.